Been tagged

I've been tagged by "Stranger" a friendblogger whose wonderful site is on my side bar! Anyway, she thinks that I will enjoy completing the sentences below in my spare time. She thinks that I could be more active in the blogosphere. She thinks that white bras are always bad with white shirts. Methinks she thinks too much. :) Okay, LT, here goes! (It's just that I don't know who I will tag next, so if anyone who happens to read this wishes to be tagged, save me and lemme know!) The directions are to pick three below and complete the sentence.

The Questions: If I could be a scientist...If I could be a farmer...If I could be a musician...If I could be a doctor...If I could be a painter...If I could be a gardener...If I could be a missionary...If I could be a chef...If I could be an architect...If I could be a linguist...If I could be a psychologist...If I could be a librarian...If I could be an athlete...If I could be a lawyer...If I could be an inn-keeper...If I could be a professor...If I could be a writer...If I could be a llama-rider...If I could be a bonnie pirate...If I could be an astronaut...If I could be a world famous blogger...If I could be a justice on any one court in the world...If I could be married to any current famous political figure...

If I could be a farmer, I'd be much nicer to my husband I'm sure, and I would drive an old pickup truck like it was an Italian racecar, and I would proudly wear t-shirts from garage sales which I could stain-without-worry like my little, cute momma does.

If I could be a bonnie pirate, I would sing merrily and evil-ly and whittle my wooden leg and endure toothaches with a cuss and a smile, and drink lots of whiskey without any regard to what my church women friends thought. Can I begin tomorrow?

If I could be a librarian, I would be secretly curious about the titles certain men checked out, particularly if they were intriguing in any way. I think that I would like to think about what might be in their heads. I think being a librarian would be bad for my marriage. :)

That's it. Not such a bad initiation into cyber fun& games. Please give me your permission to be tagged!